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@KayRants: I need to stop seeing caution tape as some kind of finish line.
@wendchymes: If my boyfriend really cared about me, he'd stop being imaginary...
@HousewifeOfHell: Pro tip: If he pretends he can't hear you, talk some shit about his mother.
@Robert_Beau: I'm not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick.
@Piecezilla: Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt.
@Bexdora: ROMEO:But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.