@KayRants: I need to stop seeing caution tape as some kind of finish line.
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@rage_chaos: You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower.
@Kauaibride: settle down twitter crush. i didn't ask your last name to google you. i wanted to see how it sounded with the names i've picked for our kids
@onion_an: [1st day as judge] Murderer: [waves at me] Me [waves back]: He seems nice Lawyer: He killed six people Me: He probably didn't mean it