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@wickedsuga: I need your parent's phone number so I can call you & hang up when they answer.

Cause if I'm gonna crush on you, I'm doing it old school.

I need your parent’s phone number so I can call you & hang up when they answer. 

Cause if I’m gonna crush on you, I’m doing it old school.

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