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@SteveKoehler22: I needed to get a shipment of
almonds to the airport quickly.

It was so weird to call Uber and
ask if they could drive me nuts.

I needed to get a shipment of 
almonds to the airport quickly.

It was so weird to call Uber and 
ask if they could drive me nuts.

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