@mishakey: I never close my eyes in the shower because that's how murderers know when to show up and kill you.
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@joe_binkley: What kind of country do we live in when an artist like Sia won't take advantage of the freedom to change her last name to Lateralligator?
@bossy_bootz: Me : It's over & nothing you say will make me change my mind Him : 'I just ordered a large thin crust' Me : Be there in 10 min
@JustTashie: Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people.