@Dawn_M_: I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me.
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@JakeSocial: Just received an email saying: "Want to see Celine Dion live?" My first thought was that it was a ransom demand.
@yassinovic89: What if Aliens don't want to visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move.
@duplicitron: What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire.
@nicfit75: Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off.