@Dawn_M_: I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me.
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@djdarrellripley: This has to be the worst date I have ever had. That includes the time that I accidentally answered my uncle's personal ad....
@Wenderella22: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bullet proof vest
@LindaInDisguise: The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it.