@rolldiggity: I never feel guilty about eating baby carrots because it's not like adult carrots are doing anything great with their lives.
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@JazzJazzybc: I always said I'd never chase after a man, but the older I get, I seriously consider power-walking after one.
@JohnMCochran: i want a reality show that's just footage of the losers' car ride home after family feud
@Cpin42: A lot of parents are asking questions about my baby cannon. Like "Does it really fire babies?" & "Have you seen my son Jeff?"