@meganamram: I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food
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@click4amanda: Officer: "Do you know why I'm standing here?" Me: "You got all C's in High School?"
@gtfml: Never ask me "Who hurt you?" unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.
@lisaxy424: My parents are replacing a toilet in the house I grew up in, so now it's just some potty that I used to know. Thanks for following.