@meganamram: I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food
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@Cheeseboy22: Since Monopoly replaced its tiny iron, the talking mice in my walls now all have wrinkled shirts.
@Juan_Incognito: I was licking this girl all over her face right up until she explained to me what doggy style was.
@davidkenny100: What I don't understand is, how did Jabba the Hutt become so powerful? He's just a fat, lecherous crook. Wait