@CulturedRuffian: I never had to swim for my life in a shark attack but once I had to doggy-paddle really fast to get out of a pool when it was dessert time.
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@_sweet_ham: Sometimes I put my workout gear on and watch tv because it's the thought that counts.
@turtledumplin: Boss left his email open. Me: *looks around, send email to district manager "i love you" Now we wait
@jimmytorosian: An excerpt from my self help book, "How to Get Rich Quick" Chapter 1: Write a self help book about how to get rich quick The End