@Underchilde: I never keep toilet paper in the guest bathroom. They don’t need that kind of incentive to visit again.
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@outrrracheous: Remember: You don't owe anybody anything. Unless they killed someone for you. Then they probably deserve a nice gift card.
@texasstalkermom: If you want to intimidate anyone with your screaming and honking, you may need to rethink those reindeer antlers on your car.