@koalaslament: I never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so I just slowly put their fist in my mouth
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@mishakey: Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation.
@errdayhustlah: Whenever people say "don't judge me" I like to imagine them in the weird wigs British judges wear. *whispers* Judged you.
@Loli_Sug: Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone w/ out asking first