@koalaslament: I never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so I just slowly put their fist in my mouth
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@mydanimarie: It would be way cooler if whenever you punched a kid, a bunch of coins came out of them like in Mario. But ya, I'm free to babysit tonight.
@Cidisn: *sees a racoon in the neighbor's trash* I won't say anything if you don't. *continues rummaging*