@koalaslament: I never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so I just slowly put their fist in my mouth
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@mc_funbags: People say that Twitter is pointless but it's teaching my children to be self sufficient.
@stockejock: Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook.
@PeaceInTruth1: Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.
@nghtfltguy: Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......