@Ristolable: I never made it as a firefighter. I thought arsonists were people who hated arson, so every time we met one I thanked him for his support
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@Reel2Dialog2: Me: *wakes up with a jolt, sweating* Her: omg are you ok?? Me: BABY SPICE WASN'T A BABY SO THAT MEANS SPORTY PROBABLY WASN'T ATHLETIC AT ALL
@TheBoydP: My superpower is acting like I'm trying to stop the elevator from shutting when more people are trying to get on without really stopping it.
@richardosman: My answer to the question "where would you most like to work?" is the same as to the question "what's your favourite dog?" Chocolate lab.
@garrydavenport: Next time my 5 y/o says "Daddy, guess what?", I'm going to refuse to let her continue until I can actually guess, even if it takes 7 years.