@fart: "i never metadata i didn't like" -NSA
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@jus4golf: I am angry but not like really angry. More like Facebook angry where I call you letters of the alphabet. You F'ing B.
@SortaBad: My college girlfriend texted me for the first time in 10 years this weekend and I'm 1 million percent sure this is Adele's fault
@ddsmidt: A stranger on the internet told me I probably have better things to do than spend time on Twitter. It’s like he doesn’t even know me at all.