@pinningnut: I never question my sanity, I'm afraid it will answer back.
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@KarenKilgariff: FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian
@SondraDeeMe: When my boyfriend gives me a hug during an argument, it looks loving, but I'm just patting him down to make sure he's not wearing a wire.
@_Tempo11: I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert.