@Shower4Thought: I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent
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@DothTheDoth: The woman in the Superman underwear next to me does not quite understand how white pants work.
@BlindChow: (Ok don't let her know ur Jesus) Girl: Meet my dad *they shake hands* *Dad stands up from wheelchair* Dad: It's a miracle! Jesus: *facepalm*
@weinerdog4life: If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like "I can't even hear you bear"