@PinkCamoTO: I never realized just how much of parenting is surreptitiously throwing away artwork.
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@Jake_Vig: [engineer looking at blueprints] "Well, here's your problem right here. You built this thing on rock and roll."
@SirEvisiae: *pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*
@ieatanddrink: Oh OK thanks for the tip, I was actually planning on letting the bed bugs bite but good call
@Ygrene: Know why I pulled you over? "No sir" 1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha