@PinkCamoTO: I never realized just how much of parenting is surreptitiously throwing away artwork.
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@AristotlesNZ: I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything.
@concretesledge_: The tag on this hot tub reads "6 man" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!
@yoyoha: If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone