@furbyburglar: I never scrape my back window so when I back out of parking spots I let Jesus decide if I'm gonna kill anyone
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@tsm560: In Florida we have the good sense to have our catastrophic weather events in the summer, when it’s nice out.
@fro_vo: Good Cop: why is your baby crying Mom: he just won't take a nap Pun Cop: looks like he's Good Cop: if u say resisting a rest i swear to god
@Cryptoterra: Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed