@samfromks: I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them.
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@canadian_makin: Me: hello I've run out of toilet paper Front desk: oh I'm sorry for the inconvenience Me: oh no worries, but I've also run out of towels
@pittdave13: For the last time I said CAULK, I need black CAULK. This isn't funny, what isle is it in
@NoogsCorner: Were those thousands of turtle lives worth the life of one stupid, spoiled Princess with a strange fetish for Italian plumbers?