@samfromks: I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them.
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@TEXASVETERAN: A hooker once showed me her dollar menu. Her meat actually did resemble McDonald's.
@BeardSpice: "Two birds with one stone, how about all the birds" God thinks, hurling an asteroid toward Earth
@SpenceDen: It's bullshit that you can accidentally make a baby, but not something awesome like a soufflé.