@thagr8short1: I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.
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@tuckerflodman: Hey girl, on a scale of 'Neo's mind in the beginning of The Matrix' and 'Neo's mind at the end', how free are you tonight?
@TheBoydP: There are two types of people in the world, those who sweat when eating spicy food and those whose nose drips when eating spicy food.
@SLorenzen62: Laundry is racist!! Must separate the whites from the colors!! No delicates allowed? Oh, whites get HOT water, everyone else gets cold!
@NerishaLakha: I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down...... inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.