@thagr8short1: I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.
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@SonOfCha: Went into a massage parlor & asked for the happy ending, now I'm tucked into bed with a Korean woman reading me Cinderella.
@junejuly12: People who say 45 minutes past the hour are the same ones who have kids 89 and 63 months old
@canazn_73: Apparently the unbuttoning of a shirt and letting your hair down for a cop only works for women.