@thagr8short1: I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.
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@KKAlThani: My best exit strategy: 1)Play my ring tone 2)Excuse myself 3)Yell "OMG! I'm on my way now!" & tell them my brother had a bad car accident.
@Rick_IZ: People who lick their fingers then page through the papers on the printer Just throw it out. I'll print it again.
@YUCKYBOT: Can you guys give me the names of some famous athletes and prisoners? I'm making a pros and cons list.