@thagr8short1: I never try to make guests feel at home. If they wanted to feel at home, they should have stayed there.
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@DaddyJew: Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend.
@AGreaterMonster: I always keep a hammer in my pocket in case someone asks me to help them fix something so I can immediately break my leg.
@KKAlThani: Drink coffee. It saves lives. One cup will decrease your chances of murdering someone in the morning.