@kunalkamra88: I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you.
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@ItsAndyRyan: "Whats your biggest weakness?" "I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
@TheToddWilliams: A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale's heart. Let's make this happen.
@TheTweetOfGod: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." - A man who owned other men.