@kunalkamra88: I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you.
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@shegotagronk: You know you drank too much last night when you have to use google maps to locate yourself the next morning.
@underchilde: If you buy a Mustang and don’t rev the engine at every red light, the bank will repossess it.