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@sarcasticmommy4: Thoughts & prayers for my son who thought his phone was charging overnight only to find he must go to school on 6%.
@shkeeber: You never get a second chance to make a first impression. Unless you work in the alzheimer's wing of a nursing home, then you get lots.