@JODYHiGHROLLER: i NEVER VOTED FOR A PRESiDENT BECUZ iF iM GUNNA WASTE MY GAS THEN iT BETTER BE ON SOMETHiNG iMPORTANT LiKE DRiViNG TO CHiCK-FiL-A
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@bridger_w: "Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years." -Me to some dishes in my sink
@KentWGraham: My wife is great at multitasking. She can be mad at me for five different things at the same time.
@Carbosly: Did you know pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? This is God thanking them for bacon.