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@trims_the_fat: I never wish death upon anybody who wrongs me.


I wish sudden, explosive diarrhea while on a date

Much more satisfying.

I never wish death upon anybody who wrongs me. 


I wish sudden, explosive diarrhea while on a date 

Much more satisfying.

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