@daplusk: I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them.
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@BawseLady: There's a book called "Why Women have sex" by Cindy Meston. The author also wrote"Why Men have sex" but I'm guessing thats just a pamphlet.