@audipenny: I noticed that you're still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this
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@all_about_today: Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.
@rorynotroy: the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me
@iwearaonesie: me: I bet other husbands don't get put in timeout! wife: I bet they don't put their mother-in-law's phone number on a Craigslist ad either!