@seanforhire: i noticed you didn't put interpretive dance on your gift registry but i went ahead and got it for you anyways
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Excited for Game of Thrones tonight because it'll be nice to see civilized political discourse for a change.
@ericacanrant: A scared look and a "let me go google that" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist.
@Tmoney68: I'm sorry, I don't have the energy to walk a mile in your shoes. I'm just going to go ahead & judge you.
@OtherDanOBrien: [Bomb will explode in 26 seconds] *googles "how to defuse a bomb"* *clicks top result* *it's a 17-page slideshow.* GODDAMMIT *an ad plays*