@seanforhire: i noticed you didn't put interpretive dance on your gift registry but i went ahead and got it for you anyways
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@ArfMeasures: T-REX *runs past me* ME: woah more like tyrannosaurush T-REX *stops dead* ok you first. I'm gonna eat you first
@ArfMeasures: [Phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u ME: Well u know that jewellers where u saw that ring u love? W: omg YES! ME: I'm petting a dog near there
@ObscureGent: Mother in law just said global warming with air quotes. It's going to be a long night.