@RealDMK: I now realize that my mom did not actually have eyes in the back of her head. She just did as I do, randomly yell out "stop it" every 30 min
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@NicCageMatch: Just saw a girl wearing a "BAD GAL" t-shirt so I yelled "NO!" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
@mattZillaaaa: [1st date] You're gonna love this place *pushes you out the passenger side door and drives away
@HomeProbably: It's almost as if they don't know the first rule of carrying rolls of wrapping paper club is; always be prepared for a sword fight, officer.
@curlycomedy: White people don't dance at concerts so they can save all their energy for the "Woo!" at the end of a song.