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@WornOutMommy: I offer kid $1 to do a chore. He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat!

I offer kid $1 to do a chore. He sticks dollar in pocket. I get dollar back on laundry day. 

Lather. Rinse. Repeat!

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