@BGH70: I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet.
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@Home_Halfway: Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
@Wakenbake77: if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had
@THEDUTHCHESS: Logged into FB told Gemma her wedding pics are beautiful. Logged into Twitter to tell you she looked like a fat man in drag and I hate her.