@BGH70: I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet.
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@Ideal_Victoria: *experiences all five stages of grief while the waiter walks by my table with what I thought was my dinner*
@Bandersnaaatch: Until my sneezes have time to figure out their beliefs, please stop blessing them.
@AndyAsAdjective: Stuck behind a school bus & locked in an intense staring contest w/ a kid at the back. I'm 45 min. off course but I'm not gonna let him win.
@anjadrisch: I can't remember where I parked my car an hour ago but I can recall how stupid I was at 20. Please God erase that memory & bring back my car