Funny Tweeter

Your daily dose of unadulterated funny tweets

If bad ads/pop-ups are redirecting you, please take a screenshot and email it to [email protected]. Help us keep the site clean!

@WheelTod: I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said "I don't think this is going anywhere."

I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said “I don’t think this is going anywhere.”

COMMENTS