@WheelTod: I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said "I don't think this is going anywhere."
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@Reverend_Scott: Don't forget to sacrifice your own personal goals to live up to someone else's expectations today!
@ohheyohhihello: Today I drove through a huge puddle that splashed up under my car and laughed to myself as I whispered, "car bidet."
@AdamUrbane: This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever had slingshot me point blank into the ground.