@WheelTod: I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said "I don't think this is going anywhere."
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@kelkulus: It would have been cool to see the discovery of salt. "This food tastes bland. Let's see if I can improve it by adding some rocks."
@iwearaonesie: *opens cupboard* *catches glass before it falls on my head* *puts it back in the same spot to test wife's reflexes*
@trevso_electric: Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name.