@WendyLiebman: I once dated a dentist. He had a tiny round mirror on the ceiling over his bed.
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@Kyle_Lippert: The inventor of Chapstick died today. Unfortunately his body was lost while being transferred to the morgue.
@ieatanddrink: I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks & I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do