@MisterBombay: I once dated a woman named Kim who hated to be called Kimberly. Then I dated a woman named Chelsea who really hated to be called Kimberly
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@InigoUnleashed: Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!
@shegotagronk: Pretty cool that there's no law saying you can't name your kid Squidward if you want.
@SchuylerPryor: Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs.
@SortaBad: *slips the attendant $20* "make sure you pick me out a good one" Sir this is a daycare... "uh huh *winks* a daycare"