@scrirc: I once met this guy who was so creepy that his van had a basement.
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@InternetHippo: me: i’m not that old also me: ah yes, i remember when you took a picture & were like “nice, cant wait to see how it turned out in 2 months”
@ibid78: -What should we name this creature w/ big feet? "Bigfoot" -And this w/ saber teeth? "Sabertooth" -And this beaverduck? "Platypus" -wtf dude
@sannewman: Hey maybe the dark matter in the universe is actually all the money that is owed to freelancers.