@scrirc: I once met this guy who was so creepy that his van had a basement.
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@Quartzjixler: Speed dating (Don't say anything embarrassing) "So do you ever eat raisins and then later poop rehydrated grapes?" (DAMMIT!)
@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.