@ilovepie84: I once put a baby in adult clothing and placed him on my desk with a water bottle labeled "fountain of youth" right next to him.
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@matt___nelson: "If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-" SHE ONCE COMMENTED 'FIRST' ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO *ring bearer vomits*
@AnOrangeSNES: If you're out of wallpaper, you can always resort to using a few rolls of duct tape for that nice silver look.
@U_Want_Shum_M8: Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday 13th.The next day he won the lottery
@MandaDeen: I instantly feel horrible when I judge someone, so I stopped. Now I make rational conclusions based on insightful observations.