@ilovepie84: I once put a baby in adult clothing and placed him on my desk with a water bottle labeled "fountain of youth" right next to him.
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@WGladstone: "She's got legs. She knows how to use them." "So she's ambulatory then?" "... I guess?" "And is that really all you're looking for?"
@AnneM69: I love people who IM me to tell me that they left a voice message to say that they sent me an email
@AnOrangeSNES: I ate the worst cake of my life today, but then again that must have been why it was free at the urinal.