@jonnysun: i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me"
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@ZombieProblms: I hate how survivors leave the zombies they kill wherever they fall. I'm not sentimental. I'm just sick of tripping over them.
@faizziy: My friend is mad at me because I saw her using a huge tablet to make a call so I offered her a gas cylinder to light her cigarette..
@TheToddWilliams: NAZI: Some of us Nazis got hurt too ME: Thoughts and bears NAZI: Don't you mean "thoughts and pra-- ME *releasing grizzly bear*: Nope