@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.
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@TheRealHoff10: People keep asking me today "So you have a new boss?" No, I'm still with my wife.
@Manda_like_wine: 1000s flocked to NJ to see the Virgin Mary in a tree trunk. But, don't judge them, friends. When was the last time you saw a virgin in NJ?
@KenJennings: I don't really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids' history textbooks.