@ilovepie84: I once slowly roasted a Marshmallow over fire until the Michelin Man gave me some free tires.
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@Aspersioncast: So what do you pack for the end of the world? I'm thinking lots of toilet paper, oh and guns to protect my toilet paper.
@Steelers1972: Cop ~ Do you know how fast you were going sir ? Me ~ Uhhh .... Roughly about the same as you Cop ~ Get out
@WheelTod: I'm the outdoorsy type. I hate being chained to a desk all day, but management say they have no choice until I stop biting my coworkers.
@xLiserx: I tried living every day like it was my last but I got arrested on my second day of looting.