@darinlovesbacon: I once stayed in a motel that was so seedy, the Bible in the drawer only had 7 commandments
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@cray_at_home_ma: What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get.
@garrettn: Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.