@WilliamAder: I once walked out of a movie because the actor's fake typing was so bad.
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@robfee: If you have twins name them Adam & Steve so when someone says "Uh, it's Adam & Eve" you can be like "OH REALLY?" and have the boys attack!!
@theekillerqueen: I'm gonna start using my cat's ages like y'all do your kids. 5 just projectile vomited and 1 is trying to eat it off the floor.
@SadieSkyNinja: Sorry that I took a picture of my armpit and tried to pass it off as my thigh gap.