@jus4golf: I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn't.
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@nuttywhippet: Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude
@mattingebretson: As a kid on summer nights I'd capture fireflies in a jar then show them to my father and say "please buy me a sega this does nothing for me"
@jergarl: You're doing really well now please pull into this liquor store do you want anything? -Me as a Drivers Ed teacher
@ch000ch: i wanna smoke whatever the people who got hype about seeing a bird and a plane before they realized it was superman were smoking