@jus4golf: I once went out with a girl that said she was flexible like a Slinky. Two flights of stairs later, I decided she wasn't.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Reverend_Scott: [1692 Salem] "BURN THE WITCH" U HAVE A CROOKED NOSE, WITCH "No, Frank, at the stake" [quickly lighting torch] Right, I knew that.
@Dutch_50: I take a prop microphone wherever I go. If a reporter sticks a mic in my face during a tragedy, I can pull out my own and return the favor.
@flashember: In the name of "Hell Kitty", an army of children wages a bloody and unholy war. "It was just a typo," sobs Glenn, ex-Tshirt factory worker.
@LivibelsDada: You know you're too drunk to drive when you swerve to miss a tree then realise it was your air freshener.