@IGotsSmarts: I once went to a diner and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.
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@Mom_Overboard: Boy, was I disappointed when I found out canoodling doesn't involve actual noodles.
@MrsMikePatton: God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal.
@asimplesean: Just saw a dog with three legs. He did have a fourth leg, but he also had three legs.