@iresurfaced: I only came to this school reunion because one of you've got my Wu Tang tape.
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@brendohare: [evil villain turns around in chair to confront adversary but spins too fast and does two complete revolutions before talking]
@osoplain: I'm texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time so he can experience his phone blowing up
@ruinedpicnic: me: honey, I'm home! [shuts door] girlfriend: (from bedroom) oh yeah harder me: if you say so [slams door]