@iresurfaced: I only came to this school reunion because one of you've got my Wu Tang tape.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@funnyoneliners: I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them.
@duplicitron: When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now.
@CoopSoSarc: I saw this lady vogueing alone so I felt bad and started dancing with her. Anyone know sign language for 'Im sorry'?