@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
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@briangaar: I blow-dried my hair, now it looks like the mane of a majestic lion who is really good at video games
@kwirkyKerri: Never underestimate a well placed "that's what she said". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle.