@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
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@CelebrityChez: Imagine creating a lifetime of mystery for someone by breaking into their home and replacing all their family photos with pictures of eggs.
@Marlebean: They say a dog park is a great place to meet guys. I don't have a dog, but I walk around with a bag full of poop so I don't look weird.
@birbigs: You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games.