@Sarcasticsapien: I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination.
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@smithsara79: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take," I whisper to myself as I hit send on that sixth unanswered text
@Ristolable: According to Facebook a bunch of handsome dudes got together and decided to marry all my ex-girlfriends