@Sarcasticsapien: I only discriminate against people who discriminate. I'm basically the Dexter of discrimination.
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@LuckoftheDraw86: *writes 'amount to something' on bucket list* *crosses it out* *writes 'mount something'* Yeah. That's do-able.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Netflix: Are you still watching? Me: Yes. Netflix: How long has it been since you showered?
@aneesa_p: First rule of brown girl club: Don't wear pink & white striped shirts; you'll look like Neopolitan ice cream.