@Thee1_4U: I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it's my turn to play on it.
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@DaHess1: You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market.
@envydatropic: Stuck between "that was awesome" and "OMG do you need medical attention" wherever I walk off the dance floor
@myles_morrison: I can tell everything I need to know about your business by the thickness of your bathroom toilet paper.