@Thee1_4U: I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it's my turn to play on it.
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@morninggloria: why is it ok for adults to dress in the jerseys of their team when they go to games but weird when i show up to the doctor dressed in scrubs
@3sunzzz: If I owned a bar, the only food I'd serve would be warm buns and it would have a dance floor. I would name it Abundance. I am so sorry.
@TheCatWhisprer: My favorite thing about all the people waiting in line for the new iPhones is for those hours the rest of the world is a better place.
@LifeUnPinterest: My kids are scream-fighting because one pretend-ate all of the toy food, in case you wanted to know why some parents drink.