@Thee1_4U: I only drink to forget that my 4 year old daughter has an iPad Touch and I have to ask for her help when it's my turn to play on it.
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@Proxic0n: SWAT: give up the hostages RICK ASTLEY[holding a gun to my head]: you know I can't do that
@GuyEndoreKaiser: Yes, curling is silly and basically janitorial work, but that guy's gonna have a gold medal, and all you'll have is your joke about curling.
@ScottLinnen: "Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."