@zachreinert03: I only eat free range chicken because I only eat food that was given the illusion of freedom before it was murdered
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@carlyken: "It's raining men. Hallelujah." -The lesser known 11th plague that God sent to the Egyptians
@sarcasticmommy4: I'm just a mom on winter break, standing in front of my kids' school asking, "HOW BIG OF A CHECK DO I NEED TO WRITE FOR YOU TO RE-OPEN?"
@WilliamAder: Was standing in my front yard this evening and some neighborhood kids tried to deflate me.
@FrankConniff: I'm an Obama supporter but there's no escaping the harsh truth that Batman v Superman happened on his watch.