@zachreinert03: I only eat free range chicken because I only eat food that was given the illusion of freedom before it was murdered
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@nv7281: If "The Breakfast Club" were filmed today, it would be a silent movie about 5 teens looking at their phones.
@MoneypennyNaked: Me: Sorry, I can't tonight. I already made plans. Him: That's too bad. There's going to be open bar and-- Me: What time should I be there?
@iLikeCatShirts: House 4 Sale: older home w/ character & charm. Lovely bookshelves. Ignore Matthew McConaughey, we don't know how he got trapped in the wall.