@Mr_Dizzystick: I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc.
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@pizzajaynow: Can someone help me figure out how much water I need to add to this baby powder in order to make a baby?
@heidi420x: Just yelled "out of my way monsters!" at a flock of seagulls, so I'm done interacting socially for the day
@vikkaroni: Him: what does a polar bear weigh? Me: I don't know Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John. Me: so's mine.
@ticknada: Anyone that says I'm a lover not a fighter has clearly never been in a relationship over 6 months