@Mr_Dizzystick: I only eat mean animals: shark, crocodile, jerk chicken, etc.
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@simoncholland: People who think this giraffe is taking forever to give birth have never listened to my daughter tell a story.
@AudreyPorne: him: I wish you'd talk more during sex. me: Okay. [during sex] me: cats have 32 muscles in each ear him: please don't speak
@YUCKYBOT: The difference between my "Maine lobster" and my "main lobster" is boiling water or a high five.