@aneesa_p: I only have 4 months left on that mirror I broke in 2005.
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@Clint_Bing: Guy asked me today if I've ever owned a dog. I was like lmao yeah I own dogs all the time they can't even say shit back
@wheresthesnacks: After all of the screaming I've done, you'd think that this roach would give it up and WANT to die.
@pharmasean: I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal.