@aneesa_p: I only have 4 months left on that mirror I broke in 2005.
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@Book_Krazy: Dr: You've gained some weight Me: You said I should take it easy Dr: That was a yr ago & you were sick Me: WELL I'M NOT A MIND READER
@ibid78: Ever since we lowered our ceilings here at the shipyard, sails have gone through the roof.
@matt___nelson: 911: what's your emerg- ME: I'VE BEEN SHOT 911: ...why would you interrupt me like that?