@Steelers1972: I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off.
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@Laser_Cat: The guy who invented doors must have been a big hero to the thousands of people standing around outside their homes.
@VolatileVani: There's a guy sitting here on a typewriter. A typewriter. I don't know if he's a hipster or a ghost but either way I want no part of it.
@HatfieldAnne: Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let’s see what else is lying around first.