@ilovepie84: I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures.
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@envydatropic: How long before your caterpillars will turn into butterflies? Me looking at your eyebrows
@murrman5: [tv interview] did you get upset? "that *beep* lied to me, she can go *beep* herself" don't do that. just curse and we will add the beeps
@slimmy_shady: Hot girls who complain that you can't get laid... do you live on a deserted island?
@DrDogMD: DR DOG: have you been taking your diabetes meds daily? PATIENT: no DR DOG: *hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad patient!