@ilovepie84: I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures.
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@longwall26: haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in
@Pundamentalism: "I'd like a bowl of soup please." "Any sides?" "I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE."
@DeanOkay: I learned mathematical fractions from a drug dealer. He said if I don't pay $4,000 in 7 days, I'll lose 3 fingers.
@neonwario: What did Mozart say to the police clerk? "I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people