@NowYouSeeHer: I only speak Spanish when bill collectors call
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@thegynomite: Every selfie you post should come stamped with a number like a limited edition print. "Attempt 7 of 25".
@jwoodham: INTERVIEWER: What's your greatest strength? M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN: [Removes mask to reveal that he was actually the interviewer the whole time]