@NowYouSeeHer: I only speak Spanish when bill collectors call
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@myles_morrison: It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger.
@Brampersandon_: Hey whatcha eating? "A pluot" Wtf is a pluot? "A cross between a plum & an apricot" That's really stupid. *rides off on a liger*
@brianbowman73: Sometimes you have to put your phone down and take a look at what's around you.. And wonder how you drove your car into a swimming pool.