@JimmerThatisAll: I only studied genetics so I would know who to blame.
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@OleThickHawk: My wife came into my room at the ER and started unplugging stuff and flipping switches until she realized that I had just sprained my ankle.
@FancyNancyAnn: I hate when I drop my chili cheese dog in my car and then I have to eat my whole car.
@tastefactory: [turns to date during movie where bank robbers laugh & toss money around motel room] They won't be laughing when it's time to pick it all up