@Midgetspar: I only wanted one Duran.
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@Just__J0: Teaching 19 to cook, clean, and do laundry so if he ever gets married his wife won't divorce him and make him my responsibility again.
@internetluke: [Seahawks locker room] Coach: okay if we want to win we will need to have a bigger number for the score! Wilson: well put! Well put!
@kcmoore51: I hate when my wife says her friend at work "got flowers again today" and I have to kill that chick's husband.